Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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