I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I forget how to act sober
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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