Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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