dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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