Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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