even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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