Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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