I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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