census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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