I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
4 words: hood of his car
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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