jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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