if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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