it hurts more in the daytime
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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