If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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