will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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