I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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