I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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