Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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