Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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