Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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