i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Randomize
