What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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