This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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