If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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