Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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