One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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