He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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