just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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