Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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