It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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