i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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