we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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