yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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