nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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