I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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