and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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