hell yes lets make some ravioli
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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