how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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