This girl is more easily done than said...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
