Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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