OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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