CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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