i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
