garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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