So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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