Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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