White coat. Heels.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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