R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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