I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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