try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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