So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't deserve a penis
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Randomize
