You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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