Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
it's like iHOP with fire
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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